10 Things Your Private Investor Won't Tell You

10 Things Your Private Investor Won't Tell You:

1. "I'm more company man than lone wolf."
2. "Forget the cops. You need me."
3. "You just might need a detective to find a good PI."
4. "I'll work for anybody."
5. "You might be able to handle this yourself."
6. "My tactics aren't always on the up and up..."
7. "...and you may be culpable for my transgressions."
8. "Your fight for privacy is taking money out of my pocket."
9. "You're paying for my time, not for results."
10. "When you're on the job market, I'm on the job."